Let it be known across the lands that The Great Beard of Unemployment has fallen. It's a bittersweet tale, really. What was once a form of entertainment was also symbolic of the downward spiral that comes with unemployment. Though I grew fond of the idea that I could have my own personal live-in dwarf, I am sad, yet happy, to say that Josh finally cut the beard. I suppose if you are unaware of the premise of
Project Grizzly Adams, feel free to follow the link to read about it. And by the way...no. I don't
really wish that Josh looked like a dwarf from Lord of the Rings. I'm not
that weird. Well...maybe. But it would have been highly entertaining to be able to braid his beard. I can't help it. I get bored around here. So here we have an image of what Josh would normally look like on an average 'normal beard' day:
And after three months of constant growth, we have the 'half-dwarf beard'. I guess in perspective it doesn't look all that impressive. Or maybe I'm just used to it...hmmm...
And here is what Josh would have looked like should I have gone back to work and assumed the role of permanent bread-winner:
Bye-bye beard. Until the next pink slip.
(What? Was that not optimistic enough?)
And after three months of constant growth, we have the 'half-dwarf beard'. I guess in perspective it doesn't look all that impressive. Or maybe I'm just used to it...hmmm...
And here is what Josh would have looked like should I have gone back to work and assumed the role of permanent bread-winner:
Bye-bye beard. Until the next pink slip.
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