Thumb vs. Hamster

Abby's new pet hamster, Strawberry, has become quite the entertaining little creature. She's the first thing that Abby wants to see in the morning and the last thing she wants to say goodnight to before she goes to bed. I'm still currently working with Strawberry and trying to train her so she can be handled without nipping or biting...or freaking out and leaping to her ultimate death. So far, she's coming along nicely. She stopped nipping through the cage bars for the most part and I can semi-hold her when I transfer her from one place to another. Each night Strawberry comes out before the kids go to bed and she rolls merrily along in her clear plastic hamster ball around the living room floor. Abby then helps me put her back in her cage and we feed her a few cheerios, carrots, or apples through the cage bars as we say goodnight to her.

Well, this all seems all well and fine until something goes terribly wrong. Oh, don't fret. The hamster is fine. No leaps to her doom yet. However, Abby was not so lucky to come away unscathed tonight. When slipping her cheerios through the bars, Strawberry takes them and hoards them in her cheeks one at a time. Unfortunately, Abby had her thumb through the cage at the same time that the cheerio slipped and fell out of her fingers. Strawberry latched on to the first thing she could find. That was when all heck broke loose. Abby, that caring sweetheart that she is, got bit quite good on her thumb. Despite the pain, she picked up the cheerio that fell, continued to feed it to her dear little pet, and then proceeded to break down into an unstoppable strain of tears. Usually a bandaid and some mama kisses later, Abby would be fine. The problem? Her constant comfort when something hurts or goes wrong is to suck her thumb. Can you guess which thumb got bit? Yeah...that thumb. Every time she went to suck it, it bled like mad so we had to bandage it and hope it would stop. One hour later, she finally stopped sobbing enough to try looking at her thumb to see if it was well enough that she could suck it again. It was. Thank the good Lord above. She plopped that thumb in her mouth faster than lightning and finally began to drift to sleep between those annoying little left over sobs.

Josh and I were heart-broken for her as she fought the urge to suck that tiny thumb for comfort. Why, oh why did it have to be that thumb? But just so you know, all is forgiven. She went out after the bandaid finally came off to tell Strawberry goodnight. I suppose I better start working harder with the training. Bleeding thumbs suck. But when the bleeding thumb is the thumb you suck to make the world all right again...it really sucks.

Leap of Faith

As of tonight, there is a new piece of yard art gracing my front yard. And I wasn't even the one who put it there. If you drive past my house, you will see something I actually never really believed would be there - a home for sale sign. Yep. It's official. After tonight (and after many initials and signatures) our house is officially on the market for sale. *gulp* And naturally, I'm as cool as a cucumber about all of it.

Yeah. Right. Actually I was on the verge of losing my dinner from nerves. I spent the entire day (and several days before this) preparing the house for the day we might agree to put it on the market. But as the nice realtor that we found started whipping out papers and writing down information about the place, I suddenly found myself swept up in a massive tornado of chaos. Before I could blink, there she was. staking down a sign in my front yard for all the world to see. I was perfectly calm through the two hour process. But then, as she drove off and I turned to Josh, a wave of doubt washed over me as a steady strain of "I'm not ready for this...I'm not ready for this..." spilled from my mouth.

Josh, ever faithful and confident, was grinning ear to ear. What was this strange new look I was seeing on his face? Delusion perhaps? Gas? No. It couldn't be! He was actually excited! Huh?? He pat me on the back and said, "Don't worry. It's time we did this. We'll find a house soon. I know it." Now, if you can just picture my bottom jaw about even with my belly button, then you will have a fairly accurate picture of what I looked like as he said all of this. The theory, my dear friends, is that we will quickly sell this place (according to our super excited realtor) and then promptly move in with my ever-gracious parents for a very (God willing) short time as we finish buying our new home (that we haven't even found yet). As you can see from my excessive use of parenthesis, there are a whole lot of questions on the sanity of this suddenly psychotic decision we've found ourselves making. So many questions and so many question marks in their place. Will eight indoor cats survive happily under one roof while living with my parents? Will my parents dog-dander-permeated house cause more health issues for my allergic family than we can handle? Will we really find a home that is better than this mold-infested, spider-inhabited, possibly quasi-possessed house? Well...surely the latter of those questions is yes, but still, I'm nervous. God be with us as we step out of our six-year comfort zone to a potentially better home. For now, I'll just go back to biting my nails and eating my Tums. Leap of faith, Stage 1: Complete.

Happy Birthday Abby!

My big girl!

My baby girl just turned four years old today! I can't believe she's already four! *sniff* In August she'll be off to preschool and I'll be carrying my box of Kleenexes in tow. We had a great birthday party for her this past Saturday. Josh's Family came up for the day and we had a hot dog and hamburger cookout despite the gloomy weather. Luckily, the rain took a hike right after lunch and we had a merry ol' Easter egg hunt in the murky backyard. And yes, the kids were quite wet by the hunt's end. But it was worth it as it was very fun indeed. Abby got some great new stuff to draw and color. But most importantly, thanks to her gracious Aunt Mandy, Abby has a new furry friend.

Here she is opening up her gifts and that cage contains our new hamster.

She got her wish and we now have a tiny hamster sitting in our living room. She mocks the cats from the safety of those cage bars. But so far, no deaths or bloody cat noses to report. Abby named her Strawberry. She is a calico hamster and absolutely adorable. The only problem? She bites. It's going to take some pretty major training on my part to get her to tame down enough for the kids, but I shall be ever vigilant in my attempts to train the wee thing. We have one bitten finger to report. I said, "Josh, don't stick your finger in the bars or she'll bite you." So what does Josh do? He sticks his finger in the bars. One nasty little nip, a chunk of missing flesh from his finger, and quite a lot of bleeding later, Josh...my 36 year old husband...learned his lesson. I rolled my eyes and said, "I told you so, genius."

Here's Strawberry. Not a great picture but she won't stand still very often.

So it was an eventful weekend and it was great having the cousins to play with the kids for the day. I made a fun dolphin cake for miss Abby. I experimented with Marshmallow fondant for the first time so I could sculpt the dolphins.

It was fun to try, but I'm not sure I enjoy that form of decorating. It was tasty, but way too much sugar. The kids fought over who would eat what dolphin so I had to do a little morbid dolphin chopping to keep the peace. Poor sugary Flipper. Didn't even know what hit him. I will post pictures later to this post. Tomorrow at the latest. I've had my camera battery plugged in all day to prepare for blogging but for some reason (who will remain unnamed), the battery only looked as if it was plugged in. So it's charging as of five minutes ago.

So a super happy birthday to my sweet baby girl! I'm so proud of you and all the things you learn and all the ways I am blessed to watch you grow daily. Happy Birthday Abby!

Two Shades of Crazy

Something freakishly abnormal occurred recently that has caused my whole frame of mind to shift into a new gear. For a few years now, the hope of getting a bigger home has been naught but a wisp of a possibility. Actually, we've been told, due to circumstances beyond our control, that it's not even a remote possibility to get approved for a new home loan. Long story short, the dreaded Union that Josh is unfortunately a part of, has made Josh's job history sporadic at best. About a year ago, we decided to go house shopping as he'd finally been able to hold a job for a whopping two months. Keep in mind, the work is "there" but the sporadic looking history turns all lenders away like stink on skunk. Well, after talking to a loan officer (or two) they all but laughed in our faces when we said, "Hey, will ya pre-approve us for a loan?" They said that he needed at least six months of steady work to even think about it. So we patiently awaited the six month mark. It came. It went. Then the year mark came. And guess what? The stupid lender said, "Oh. Did we say six months? We meant two years. Sorry." I grumbled my way through the day and gave up all hope of my children not sharing a bedroom into their teens. We then got recommended to a well-known lender and I had a lovely little chat with a nice guy that was more than helpful. When I told him what the previous lenders has said, he was shocked. He said that there was no reason why we couldn't get pre-approved for a loan.

*insert my jaw dropping to the floor*

So I smiled ear to ear and a whirlwind of life's possibilities began to flood my future vision. Visions of a world where black widows don't creep into my bed had me floating on cloud nine. (or maybe the visions were induced from the many chemicals sprayed in my house to prevent said scenario. Who knows.) So what have I been doing this past half month of not blogging? I've been fixing up the house in a desperate attempt to get it on the market. We are still in the process of checking all our p's and q's to make sure that somewhere in fine print it doesn't say, "this is a complete waste of energy as it won't happen. oh...and you'll probably sell your house and the loan won't work. So prepare a room with your parents." It's all happened so fast that I'm not sure what to think at times. The house is getting to a point where we could probably list it sooner than later and I have a nice realtor that's willing to work with us through the madness. No offense to our house, but I'm sort of done. It's kept us dry (mostly), warm (in half the rooms), and safe (except from horrifically deadly spiders and mold). No matter the disastrous things that have occurred, we've fixed them and moved on. But I'm ready to start over in a bigger house. And by bigger I mean one more room and one more bathroom. The move up isn't going to be massive by any means, but two toilets is a must. One toilet for me and the kids...and one ultimate throne room that I plan to never touch or come anywhere near for Josh. As for the kids, they're way too excited about the potential move. I've tried not to gear them up, but it's hard not to when we go look at potential homes. As anti-optimistic as I am, it's hard not to get your hopes up. Even if it's just for a little while. Wish us luck. This could be a bumpy ride. And because it's been awhile since I posted pictures of my monkeys, here they are. Crazy kids.

Random Things

I'm sitting here bored out of my mind, two kids watching a movie for quiet time in the living room, and I still can't come up with any given subject to blog about. So I figure it's time for a nice random blog about nothing particularly specific. It's been what? Two weeks since I blogged last? I can't even remember. Perhaps blogging was merely a fad for me. A temporary phase. I suppose when I go a month without blogging, I'll know it's officially died, right?

Tax Time: True to form, tax refund time is a time for most people to rejoice about the awesome refund of money that will temporarily flood their bank accounts. Unearned money. Isn't it wonderful? Sadly, in our house, tax refund time is a time for things to break and/or die horrible deaths. This year was the microwave first. Not overly expensive, but an annoyance. A week later came the untimely death of Josh's computer. Not a cheap replacement and every bit of annoying. And then, naturally, Josh's car broke. Literally. Smashed. One year ago, Josh smashed a deer, all but totaling his car. This week, due to what the police call 'inattentive driving', Josh rear-ended a very unhappy SUV owner at a stop-light. *sigh* All that work and money from fixing the blasted car up and we are right back there again. A smashed up car and borrowing my parent-in-law's car for the time being. Thank God for their generosity or we'd be in a pickle. That's three vehicles Josh has destroyed in four years. I'm considering sending him to a driving school for ungifted drivers. Tax time. Go figure.

Kindergarten Round-up: Alex is officially enrolled in Kindergarten. I took him to the school for round-up and he was super excited. The kid, despite his mother's inability to socialize, is quite the socialite. He loves school and making new friends. I'm still scared to death to send him away in the care of others that are, well...not me. But the people I talked to took some weight off my worries. They will let the teachers carry a hip-pack with his meds in it. They will all be trained how to use the meds and look for the signs. We live a whopping three blocks from the school so I can walk him straight to his room and pick him up every day. And to make it even nicer, I'm allowed to eat lunch with him every day. They even said that other parents do this with their allergic kids and bringing siblings to eat there as well is A-OK. I of course, realized that my baby boy will be away from me for seven hours a day. *sniff* I'm gonna have to bring a few tissues that first day of school.

Pre-school Round 2: Abby is on her way to pre-school this fall. She'll be going to the afternoon class at 12:30 so I'll be without both my babies for a three-hour block, three days a week. *double sniff* They just grow up too fast, you know? She, unlike Mr. Alex, is not excited. She doesn't want to go so this should be entertaining. Not real sure what her first few days will be like, but it's going to be good for her. (I hope.) I'm sure the guilt of prying her kung-fu grip off of my legs amongst massive tear-flow, will leave me in turmoil.

Trampoline dilemma: To get one, or not to get one? That's the question right now. I told the kiddos that I would get them a trampoline to jump on, but now that I'm at that point, I'm not entirely certain I want that giant thing in my back yard. Oh, don't get me wrong. It will get used. It will certainly become a worn out pile of old material years and years from now much like the one we had when I was younger. It's inevitable. We'll get one. So I suppose the real questions are when and how big?

Reunited: I've spent months on end without my trusty laptop. The laptop I bought over a year ago, became my good, little, electronic buddy that I used all the time. So when the screen fizzled out months ago, I was left without my electronic right hand. I had my time of mourning and tried to move on with a lap-top passed on to me from Josh's family. Unfortunately, it wasn't the same. It didn't fit my hands right. So after a visit to a really awesome small-business computer dude, I am officially reunited with my old pal. Mr. Laptop and I are back together and so my hope is that I'm off to the races again with Mr. Book. Mr. Book was put on a back burner when Mr. Laptop bit the big one. So it's back to pointlessly weaving my words into a fantasy adventure that is ultimately going to be published via the e-reading market. If every family member I know that I'm on good terms with purchases my 99cents book, I should make about...oh...say...$3.00. (before taxes). Go E-books!

Summing it all up: Beautiful weather we're having. So naturally, spider season is upon us. Black widows are waiting to rear their ugly little beady-eyed heads. So let's hear it for the bug-guy! Three cheers for bug-guy!

Selling the Farm

First and foremost, if you notice a strange pattern in my typing that looks like I may or may not be experiencing an overly shaky hand, then you should understand it's part of my withdrawal symptoms. Having the 'shakes' from withdrawal is perfectly normal. My addiction isn't a secret. For two years now I've been addicted to playing Farmville on Facebook. Well, that not-so-little obsession doubled when I started playing Frontierville, one of the sister games. One game took up way too much of my time so naturally two of them became a mess. I was spending more time on facebook playing games than I'd like to admit to. Well, long story short, the company that makes these games has made playing so complex and overloaded with work that the games quickly became a chore. Which, of course, naturally morphed into what felt like a job. I noticed that I wasn't really enjoying the games anymore. I just played because....well...I was addicted. For so long, it's been how my night goes. Put kids to bed, shower, play games for X amount of time. One day, in the middle of playing Frontierville, I just stopped, turned it off, and never looked back. I finally got over my post-Frontier jitters and apologized to all my stranger-friend neighbors (who totally understood). A week later, I logged on to Farmville (as I hoped one game would be better than two) and realized that I just didn't need it in my life anymore. So this weekend was the real test. We went to Josh's Grandma's 91st birthday party in Oklahoma and I...*gasp*...didn't take my computer. I'm proud to say that I didn't get on at all this weekend. I believe that I'm on the way out of my addiction to the game. I still feel the urge to play but, strangely enough, I feel healthier without logging on every day to play. The problem is that merely being on facebook makes me want to hunt through the million posts on the feed to click on things from fellow neighbors. So taking the weekend off of being on that blasted thing has helped. I fear I may relapse if I'm not careful. So here I sit, avoiding the whole world of facebook by blogging about it. Not sure this is helping my farming jitters. I'll admit I miss the cute horses and random worthless junk that I've spent years collecting and saving up to buy with my fake money. (wow. that sounded pathetic.) So ;askldjfapio;fha;...sorry...big jitter there. :) Anyhow...so wish me luck folks. I'm selling the farm. *sniff* I shall miss you tiny little avatar that looks nothing like me. It's been fun.

Billy & The Penguin

No. This is not the name of a children's book. But it sure seems like it, doesn't it? In all actuality, it's a post about imaginary friends. My kids are very creative and imaginative. I'm sure most kids who are five and almost four are. And I am definitely not one to stifle the power of the imagination. (Hi. I'm Jessica. And I'm an artist.) So when I begin to see the creativity the kiddos show, it never ceases to interest me. Putting Abby's crazy obsession with drawing aside, the biggest bout of creativity has to come from their minds. Two words: Imaginary friends. Yep. We're there. Now, in the past, Alex has had quite a few "imaginary friends". But most of them were short-lived at best. Our newest consistent house guest is a boy named Billy. I am prone to suspect that the origination of Billy comes from the introduction of The Power Rangers, as one of the rangers is named such. Alex started out by talking about Billy (his favorite power ranger) quite often. This went on for quite some time until slowly, Billy began to do things that were not even remotely close to what the Power Rangers do. Today, he talks of Billy as if he's always in the room with us. Creepy much? Just kidding. It's cute...in that uninvited, freaky invisible man in the room kind of way. He talks about Billy, plays games with him, eats his food with him. You know, the typical imaginary friend things. We were all there once upon a time. At dinner tonight, Alex was weaving quite the tale of the many adventures of Billy. Skydiving, karate, swimming with sharks, watching movies, driving monster trucks. Billy...that crazy kid. He's done it all! When I ask Alex how old Billy is, he ranges from 5 to 20. Perhaps Billy is stuck in a space-time continuum. Who knows? What I do know is that the stories that kid can come up with and the adventures they both go on, it's always a fascinating day at our house. I can also say that Billy's mom is a very lenient (and possibly crazy) woman. The only concern I have for Billy's apparent long stay is that I am not socializing Alex enough. But his preschool teacher has never mentioned anything. So for now, I'd say I'm in a safe zone. Oh well. Perhaps in my current book re-write, I'll do some tale weaving of my own and have Billy in there somewhere. Problem is...I don't know what he looks like.

So you're probably wondering right about now what the heck the Penguin has to do with this whole thing. Well, my friends, that is all Abby. She has developed her first of probably many imaginary friends. It will most likely be short-lived, but The Penguin has done a few things around here. The difference between Abby's friend and Alex's? The Penguin has a knack for getting into trouble. So far, this mysterious penguin has drawn on the walls, the stove and Josh's computer chair, unraveled quite a few rolls of toilet paper and sneaked in to eat the last of the grapes. As far as imaginary friends go, that's one Sneaky little penguin, if you ask me.